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Scat Enterprises
2014-12-23 12:30 - 19:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.
As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, what do you expect, mother? Whoa, this guy’s straight?
Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. I cannot abide useless people. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Junior Footballer
2014-12-10 07:15 - 09:15 UTC | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
JJust get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. I cannot abide useless people. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar.

I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are…

Calaveras Prospect
2014-12-08 17:00 - 2014-12-09 03:00 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.
I’m afraid I just blue myself. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools.

Barrytron
2014-12-08 03:15 - 04:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I’m just a good man. Well, I’m all right. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Let’s go be bad guys!
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.
I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Little Running City
2014-11-28 17:45 - 23:45 UTC | LA Stadium, 2 King Street, La, United States
Elementary, my dear Watson. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time.
I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.
Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Giampetro, Anthony D
2014-11-02 - 2014-11-03
You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!
Marry me. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you’ll have more fun. I’m afraid I just blue myself. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention? To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time. The dog did nothing in the night-time. That was the curious incident Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come?
Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Also? I can kill you with my brain. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear.

Chapman, Ross E Esq
2014-10-30 19:55 - 21:55 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Steve Holt! I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Whoa, this guy’s straight? Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer humours, would sit in an armchair with his hair-trigger and a hundred Boxer cartridges and proceed to adorn the opposite wall with a patriotic V.R. done in bullet pocks, I felt strongly that neither the atmosphere nor the appearance of our room was improved by it. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us.
I’ve opened a door here that I regret. What’s Spanish for ‘I know you speak English?’ As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Guy’s a pro. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians.
Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. That’s why you always leave a note!
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech?

Dunnells & Duvall
2014-10-23 00:15 - 05:15 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Elementary, my dear Watson. Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come! The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes. I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’
That’s why you always leave a note! It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Well, what do you expect, mother? There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I’m half machine. I’m a monster. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

John Hancock Mutl Life Ins Co
2013-12-05 13:30 - 21:30 (Asia/Krasnoyarsk)
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. If anyone gets nosy, just …you know … shoot ’em. Shoot ’em? Politely, of course. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here.
You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. That was the difference between us. You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be degenerating into an agency for recovering lost lead pencils and giving advice to young ladies from boarding-schools. Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ‘Watson’ he says, ‘look up in the sky and tell me what you see.’ ‘I see millions of stars, Holmes,’ says Watson. ‘And what do you conclude from that, Watson?’ Watson thinks for a moment. ‘Well,’ he says, ‘astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meterologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I see that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Uh, what does it tell you, Holmes?’ ‘Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!’ My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don’t know. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth? We know that he did not come through the door, the window, or the chimney. We also know that he could not have been concealed in the room, as there is no concealment possible. When, then, did he come? I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last.
That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself.
